Or maybe you will?

I mean, who am I to assume that you're not the biggest Glenn Close fan in the world?

I'm not.  Despite, obviously, having the highest level of acting chops, I've always found Close's performances mannered and her face - especially the eyes - just plain spooky.  When I found out about her sordid past as a member of the Jesus Freak cult “Up With People”, I wasn't surprised.  If you think those reasons are rather simplistic and/or downright ridiculous, naturally you're entitled to YOUR opinion.  In no way am I (Pun alert!  Pun alert!) close-minded.

That's not to say that I haven't liked some of her movies; the woman has been in so many, the law of percentages had to work, occasionally, in her favor. I've liked her in  “Dangerous Liasons”, “101 Dalmatians” and “Mars Attacks!”.  Except for the first ... Read More

Oh, are you lot going to be hearing about THIS movie! That’s because there are three (3!) elements of intense curiosity factored in: The director; the star; and the love interest. It’s enough to make the inner Yenta in all of us plotz.

We will begin with the director. His name is Matthew Vaughn. Vaughn has been best known, until now, for being _ of two extremely flash relationships. The first is that he’s married to Claudia Schiffer and the babydaddy to her two tots. Of course, he DID follow David Copperfield in her affections but we won’t go into that…

The second partnership Vaughn is famous for is as the other principal in Ska Films with Guy Ritchie. Vaughn produced all of Ritchie’s films and was Ritchie’s best man when Ritchie married You-Know-Who.

Speaking of which…

Considering that their last production was "Swept ... Read More

Sometimes you just get caught up in living, not in the reporting thereof.

The most GLARING no-show from “Subtitles” past was any mention - in words - of our fearless leader’s annual St. Patrick’s Day party.

I know, I know… May is here and NOW the old(e) Cow is finally going to give a play-by-play about some event that happened in the middle of March.  Oh, just shut up!  I mean, if this was one of those big slick fancy monthly magazines, it would be ... Read More